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Old Mac's Newest Plan Another stroke of septuagenarian genius My Friends: I feared I wouldn't live to see Gas prices fall because of me. I've heard oil drilling does take time; Too much for folks as old as I'm. Then I remembered tires need air – A fading mem'ry I should share. But how'll you know tires have enough Can you be sure they're up to snuff? Perhaps a private tire gauge? More brilliance from someone my age! Oil drilling is no longer cool? Who'd advocate that but a fool? Forget about the deep blue sea. Vote for a hero smart as me, Who, even in captivity, Knew tire gauges should be free.
Bob Carlson |