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Old Mac Begrudges Obama His Millions Obama spends his while McCain's spending yours The question's arisen as to who'll pay the bill, Their spouses, supporters, or Capitol Hill? Plus which candidate has the financial skill To end up with most of the money? The Clintons spent millions on their own behalf. Old Mac's going Dutch with his rich better half. But Barack Obama has had the last laugh. He's winning and has the most money. Mac's told Obama, "You can't pay her debts Without paying mine – my wife never bets. Paying hers and not mine's as unfair as it gets. Where else am I gonna get money?" Obama replied, "Mac, you're breaking me up. Cut back on Viagra and so much shacking up. Instad of those B-s, switch to a tin cup. I don't give philanderers money. "I know what you're thinking, but in case you forgot, It wasn't the wife, but Bill who got caught. And, yes, you're too old for the one that you've got. She's right, you'd be wasting our money."
Bob Carlson |