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Old Mac's VP For Torture Old Mac's years of wartime experience will pay off Why would I accuse The Charmer of being a disarmer whose timing would be sure to lose my war? What with Bushie's 'Time Horizon' why would I be caught chastisin' anyone who doesn't know that war's a bore? Spending years in solitary with no gays to try to marry left me lots of time for more than hero drills – Time to think of things we'd do to briing out the CIA in you that would guarantee we'd win a test of wills. Of course we'd have to treat 'em rough – in my case torture was enough – but for others we will need more ways to scare 'em. As a result I've advocated implying that they'll be castrated, before becoming masters of a Texas harem. Despite Viagra's urgin's they'll regret their dreams of virgins after being worked on by The Reverend Jackson, Who as my VP will be advised to perform as advertised so there's little chance of them again climaxin'.
Bob Carlson |