One "No" Too Many
(Hell hath no fury like Lisa Murkowski)

Will Lisa make trouble for Mitch Just-Say-No
Now he's let Palin steal her bread and butter?
When will Lisa's vindictiveness start kicking in?
When will she begin to give Mitch the old what-fer?

"What-fer you want me to vote with the Democrats?
To help override your damn platform of Noes?"
Whether she wins or not, she can make trouble.
"Hell hath no fury…" He'll find anything goes.

Supposing she loses her November write-in,
Why wouldn't she love to just stick it to Mitch?
Don't count on Lisa for lame duck filibusters.
Sit back and watch Mitch Just-Say-No bitch.

Of course if she wins, that means six years of trouble,
A new independent who can't be brought to heel.
Insubordination? Hey, she's not "Republican".
Even Christine hates the Mitch pimpmobile.

Earmarks for Alaska won't die with Ted Stevens
Unless Joe Miller's wife and eight kids learn to wave.
Can they convince voters that bridges to nowhere
And Social Security belong in Ted's grave?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
9/19/10

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