Orrin Hatch On Perjury
Orrin sings to the Jerome Kern tune
"Make Believe"

Scooter's perjury's no big do –
Jury perjury's our cup of tea.
Junior finds peace of mind in pretending,
So he lies, so do I, so do we.

Like our war perjury is unending.
In our phantom world reality
Still defines perjury as a miscue –
We don't tell the truth. Would you?

Music by Jerome Kern
Original Lyric by Oscar Hammerstein II
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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10/29/05

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