Orrin Hatch Did the booby misunderstand Johnny Cash? For years I've wondered why I find in every Senate batch The Senator I dislike most is always Orrin Hatch. There's no lack of competition. Inhofe and Bunning come to mind, And with almost every C-SPAN a new 'blessing' for mankind. But what I see in Orrin Hatch that sets the creep apart In that talented fraternity, he's made creepiness an art. He's a spurious do-gooder who views hypocrisy As the only way he knows of to screw with democracy. Do citizens of Utah see his Jekyll, not his Hyde? Or is "Slippery" so oily he repels their fungicide? And now he gets an op-ed piece published by The Post, With statements that he doesn't see reduce his views to toast. It fails to mention all the times he's reconciliated, Passing bills for which he's been quite nicely compensated. Is his head stuck in the sand? Can't he recognize a lie? Why's he still relying on ghost writers in Dubai? Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo, Ghost writers in Dubai.
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