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Obama's Gulf War –
Our Oily Lagoons In British Petroleum's dead Gulf of Mexico Coming to your coastal area soon, A dead Gulf of Mexico's oily lagoon; Fewer large waves that wash over dikes; Fewer wild bird calls that Landrieu dislikes; Far fewer calls to buy sun tanning lotion; Need sun blocking grease? Step into the ocean. Load up on dispersants when you want to swim Before experts learn they've made her out of him. Who knew dispersants could have that effect? Why be upset? It was Cheney who checked. Great Britain and Zug are not known for sunbathing. Condolences from them? Most likely scathing. So who's most excited? Our drill-baby-drillers – "Forget those excuses for industry spillers!"
Bob Carlson To 'Why are dispersant chemicals secret?' To 'Oil spill imperils an unseen world at the bottom of the gulf' To '7 Animals Endangered by the Gulf Oil Spill' To 'Mary Landrieu Tops On BP Payroll In Congress' To 'Swiss retreat helps Transocean save millions' |