Who doesn't need a written pledge To terrorize the Congress? The fearsome NRA LaP. To maximize their fears And stop all forward progress? The fearsome NRA LaP. Just when Grover's reign comes a nipper, Foiled by the prospect of one more paper stripper, Though they rarely see The fearsome NRA LaP. Who in this age of Googlers Will with hardly any Koch largess Retain his power, paperless? The fearsome NRA LaP. That advocate of "Save A Tree"? Yes, that fearsome NRA LaP. Who has more power than Grover did? Who's feared by nearly every kid? Gets anyone done in for free The fearsome NRA LaP. Who'd love the airlines' toilet seats For doing business while he eats? An incontinent LaP?
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