"Paperless Pledges"

(To the fearsome NRA LaP.)

Who doesn't need a written pledge
To terrorize the Congress?
The fearsome NRA LaP.

To maximize their fears
And stop all forward progress?
The fearsome NRA LaP.

Just when Grover's reign comes a nipper,
Foiled by the prospect of one more paper stripper,
Though they rarely see
The fearsome NRA LaP.

Who in this age of Googlers
Will with hardly any Koch largess
Retain his power, paperless?
The fearsome NRA LaP.
That advocate of "Save A Tree"?
Yes, that fearsome NRA LaP.

Who has more power than Grover did?
Who's feared by nearly every kid?
Gets anyone done in for free
The fearsome NRA LaP.

Who'd love the airlines' toilet seats
For doing business while he eats?
An incontinent LaP?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/17/12

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