Partisan Stimuli For Boehner
Republicans are desperate

No money for condoms?
    John Boehner's denounced them as pork.
He worries who'd get them.
    Who'd need a Republican stork?

So few Republicans
    remain after what Bush has done –
If they're given condoms,
    how much longer until there are none?

More condoms for Blue States?
    John'd go for that hammer and tong,
If Red States were given
    Viagra to string them along.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/28/09

To 'Harry Reid's Congress'
To 'Obama's Stimuli'
To 'John Boehner'