Partisan Stimuli For Boehner Republicans are desperate No money for condoms? John Boehner's denounced them as pork. He worries who'd get them. Who'd need a Republican stork? So few Republicans remain after what Bush has done If they're given condoms, how much longer until there are none? More condoms for Blue States? John'd go for that hammer and tong, If Red States were given Viagra to string them along.
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