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They're all waiting for you at home, Rob, And they don't, really don't, seem all that thrilled. It seems Little Jimmie Dickens went and got hisself killed. In fact, I think most would say, that's one angry mob. What didja do or didn't do that's made them all that mad? You wouldn't leave Bushmasters and such jest laying about, Intending them for demonstrating to Little Jimmies Dad, Planning to show off your NRA clout? Well, they got theirselves demonstrated sooner'n you planned Some say it occurred soon after Little Jimmie's Ma Got ticked off and bad-mouthed the fatherland Of Jimmies' Dad, who grabbed for the Bushmater you left laying out. Well, in the skuffle your gun went off And sadly Little Jimmie went and got hisself taken out. The whole town is pissed, Rob. They claim y'all's to blame That thirty round Bushmaster clip was full of lead. So when the trigger was accidentally squeezed, the game Was over! All thirty cut through his Ma into Little Jimmie's head. They's not much left to talk about, With parts of his Ma stuck in Little Jimmie's brain. But you'd best send some Get Well cards real quick, Signed Rob and Wayne.
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