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Paul Ryan Privatizes Radiation Insurance (With the help of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission) Paul Ryan has given his Think Tanks the willies, Leading pundits to think that the Heritage blew it. Unfortunately they've not yet seen the addenda That Ryan will soon be attaching to it. Paul's Plan is to sell Radiation Insurance, But how'll he convince rich folks that's what they need? Here's where the NRC's bad reputation Will help to make sure Ryans scam will succeed. Former arsonist Issa's committee will show Just how contentious it's planning to be By disclosing that cozy relations exist Between the plant owners and our NRC. The Nuclear Regulatory Commission Not only has been notoriously lax, But the public will panic, as well it should, And demand Paul's insurance upon learning the facts. But when he markets the stuff to private insurers And the first couple of nuclear plants start to leak, The losses the Aetnas and Bue Crosses suffer Will establish Paul's fame as "that damn baby geek".
Bob Carlson 4/15/11 To 'US Nuclear Regulator Lets Industry Help With the Fine Print' To 'Quick Guide to Nuclear Plant Safety: What Could Go Wrong?' To 'Fukushima: Mark 1 nuclear reactor design caused G.E. scientists to quit in protest' To 'Paul Ryan: Baby Geek' To 'Nuclear Malfeasance' To 'Rich People' To 'Don’t Look Back, Darrel Issa' To 'The Nuclear Energy Institute's: Nuclear Regulatory Commisione Verses' |