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Peas In A Pod (Three Stooges) Who knew delusions would strike them concurrently? Scott Walker, Gaddafi and, yes, Charlie Sheen. All of them loved by one secret admirer. All of them blessed with the "I-love-me" gene. Scientists checking think that gene's adjacent to Both "I'm-never-wrong" and "I'm-always-right" Letting them disregard all opposition As made up of idiots who've not seen the light. Walker believes he's a Republican idol, Ignoring the facts he has a blind and bald spot Unaware he possesses a comb-over that's failing And thinking he'd get more support than he got. Gaddafi's 'secure' in his Tripoli bunker Forgetting what happened to his buddy Hussein. Or is he aware that Bushie's in exile And Rummy the Dummy's on his book store campaign? Saddest of all is what's befallen Charlie. Does anyone else think he's worth interviewing? How many more 'goddesses' can the little man handle Before his failing performance results in them suing?
Bob Carlson 3/1/11 To 'Scott Walker-Koch, Mercenary' To 'Just Plain Nutjobs' |