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Pedophile Interns The first day of Father Éclair's Pedophilia 101 "Take heart, you pedophile recruits, it's nothing more than sinning, And sinning we've an answer for – a Pope whose ranks are thinning. "He'll let you do most anything if you do your confessing To a child molesting priest who'll help with your transgressing. "We have his prior approval. He needn't say another word. His spokesman says he's busy giving everyone the bird. "So if and when he makes the time, he'll deny he ever knew How all of you were being taught to do the things priests love to do. "As interns you will not be paid for services you render. Forget the local labor laws. This Pope is not that big a spender. " M. Patricia Smith may whine but we're to disregard her. The Pope believes that lawlessness contributes to our ardor. "Yet he's afraid our ranks are dwindling day by day and hour by hour, And to keep you pedophiles he needs to show them who's in power, "And better than the RNC. For though tithing's slipped a bit, He's leaking word we can expense sex for an intern's benefit."
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