Phone Calls From Junior
(To be sung with Hank Williams to his tune "Hey! Good Lookin'")

"Hey! It's Bushie.
Not to sound pushy,
But where we gonna try to find some WMD?
Buck up, Cheney.
He never had any.
All we need now is a new possibility.

"I got a great mandate and four years to kill.
We'll get rid of Rummy; he's over the hill.
The troops are warmed up; we'll call Tommy Franks back.
And, uh, tell ev'ryone we need to attack."

"Hey! Karl baby,
Don't you think maybe
They're gonna love a wartime hero like me?"

Music & Original Lyric by Hank Williams
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/13/05

To 'Bushie, The Warrior Wimp'