Pinocchio Bush Pinocchio Bush in a bind? Unless TV viewers are blind, They can not help knowing Why his nose is still growing, Which can't be what Rove had in mind. It started a little while back With reasons for fighting Iraq. "There's no way they can beat us And with old friends to greet us, We can't afford not to attack." It seemed to grow quite a bit then, Though it's hard to say precisely when, But his linking Osama To the brand of pajama Saddam wore? It grew by a factor of ten. And those weapons that nobody found After that huge runaround? Well, when they were found missing, Rove ruled out baby kissing. Impaling by nose is unsound. Though advised that Iraq is a mess, He continues to claim great success. Is he hearing impaired Or just unprepared To see past his growing proboscis? He may have to miss those debates. With a nose that spans several states, Even Powell & Son Know that not ev'ry one Will have TVs that size by those dates. Bob Carlson |