John Boehner and crew
Don't know what to do,
So they plan to stay home
Where the buffalo roam
With whatever.
And Wayne's shooters?
Until their Tea Party forbids,
Prob'ly play with their kids
Making sure that more than their mommies knew 'em,
Before Wayne's NRA can get to 'em.
Now that more crazies know who's got the guns
And in which locations they're stashed
The fact NRA rates them as A Number One's
Useless unless daddy can see they remain cached.
What a needless investment
And dangerous, too,
Not just to John Boehner who has no clue what to do,
But for innocent children their daddys once knew.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/26/12
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