You thinking of buying whatever gun
Wayne recommends for shooting a kid?
A Glock? Or perhaps a Bushmaster semi-?
Then planning to brag to your NRA pals what you did?
How many holes are you planning to make in him?
How many holes does Wayne usually do?
Will three thirty-shot clips each for two Bushmasters suffice?
How long should it take to reload each gun twice?
Will that be enough bullets to hold off the cops?
Wayne figures sixty for the kid, and a hundred more, tops.
Planning this all by yourself could be one helluva pain.
Thank goodness
NRA has free experts like Wayne.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
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