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Playing to Wall Street's Funny Side Mrs. J.A. Withington III discusses CNBC's comedic potential What Widow Withington regrets is, up until her husband died, How completely unaware she'd been of Wall Street's funny side. "Players, blind to where they're playing, think more on Red gives them an edge When Black's where Buffett's bet his billions and some hedge funds no longer hedge. "Puts and calls and default swaps are toys with which Wall Streeters play On the Floor and their P.C.s. Anyone can join the fray. Need more play-dough? Buy on margin. Leverage that winning hand. Play as if you're still in Vegas. Make everyday a one-night stand. "The web is here for market prices, up-to-date, with current news. CNBC's left with one function. It's raison d'etre? To amuse With sexy babes and sad faced comics: Maria, Erin, Larry, Mark Deliberating mark-to-market while Cramer whistles in the dark, "Concerned Jon Stewart has recordings of all predictions Cramer's made. Fortunately last October he warned, 'Stop drinking my Kool Aid. Sell ev'rything I've recommended. This is going to be real bad.' But Cramer still has not said if he first sold short the stocks I had. "All six talking; no one listening – That's co-hosting to excess. Haines' glasses off and on routine's a shtick, I find, fails to impress. CNBC needs bailing out using Cramer's waves as means For mocking squawking Kudlow-Haines till they appear in Jon's routines."
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