"Poor Losers"

(How many are still with us?)

Help the Congress to remember
Who the losers were.
Do your best to wake them up.
Make sure they concur.

Write them care of Jim DeMint.
You know where he is,
At Heritage with other losers
Who are past their lose-by dates,
Who have lost their fizz

Some like Tom DeLay are back
To zapping DuPont's newest bugs,
The kind Monsanto's Oz prefers
To cheaper, plain, organic slugs.

Haven't heard from him this week.
Hope he's still OK,
That if he can't digest that stuff
DeMint won't sue the FDA.

Imagine having Oz succumb
To Monsanto's corn.
Will Macy's have old Trump keep mum?
…Or claim Oz was foreign-born?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/8/12

To 'Dick Armey Blames GOP For Congressional Setbacks'
To 'DeMint Bails On His Buddies' Verse'
To 'Is it game over for Grover Norquist?'
To 'Grover Norquist Sees the Fiscal Cliff and Guns It'
To 'US descending into fiscal farce'
To 'Grover Norquist's No-Tax Pledge Verses'
To 'Grover's Pledglings Verses'
To 'Bah, Humbug, Dr. Oz' Verse'
To 'Top US Healthcare Giant:
     GMOs Are Devastating Health'

To 'That Hot Air?' Verse'
To 'Urge Macy's To Dump Donald Trump'