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Profiting From Ocean Slime The Exxon-Mobil algae solution CNBC soothsayers have a new hot stock to tout. That "ethanol-is-moonshine" corporation's coming-out. Exxon's going green and says they'll clean up what they spill And start refining algae to extract its chlorophyl, For algae that has lost its green will slowly decompose So anyone who lives nearby, will need to hold his nose. But what to do with all that green? BP and Shell can't guess, Though ads on PBS still stress their going green success. Instead of growing algae, Exxon's sucking up sea slime Along with giant jellyfish (best with a twist of lime), For Exxon sushi jellyfish, doused with Mobil chlorophyl, Eliminates that jelly smell and ill will from a spill.
Bob Carlson To 'Environmental Policies' To 'Oil Companies' To 'The rise of slime' To 'Oceans on the Precipice' |