Promoting Ponzi Schemes aka Senatorial stimuli Madoff! Florida! Dubai! The Ponzi Scheme edures. But timing is essential to be sure you get yours. Get in and get out early to guarantee that you're paid off By other piggies who belatedly have learned about the trough With its higher dividends than normally are paid, Or rising housing prices so with each sale a profit's made. But now the Senate's helping with their buy-a-house tax break: Sell your house to your own brother. Divvy up the take. Money won't be changing hands; you're loaning to yourself With BofA and Citygroup remanded to the shelf, Waiting for Tim Geithner who's s'posed to detail how they'll steal Before Obama wises up and orders a repeal. But if you've done your flipping before it isn't apropos, You'll earn a Moodys rating of Potential CEO Plus fifteen grand repeatedly for ev'ry house you've flipped. Just think of the Republicans you'll manage to have gypped!
Bob Carlson To 'Harry Reid's Congress' To 'Rating Agencies' To 'Timid Timmy Geithner' |