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Propping Up The Losers As Gingrich and the TV networks panic Ever wonder why a network would waste any time at all Interviewing idiots whose party dropped the ball? Yet Sunday talk shows feature dummies Thompson and McCain, Hoping we'll forget they're part of Cheney's smear campaign. But polls still show approval of Republicans is falling, Which is to network CEOs financially appalling. Who will pay to advertise if ev'ryone's a Democrat? Network bottom lines will plunge despite Les Moonves claims they're flat. With campaiign ads eliminated, Goodbye, Pay TV. Hello, uninterrupted flicks and remotes Mute button free, Assuming Les will censor drug commercial side effects So Gingrich needn't worry about how he'll please his next.
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