Don't worry 'bout me. I don't mind being heard By strangers near by or the Fed's NSA. I'm on my cellphone so there is no way Complaints about being spied on are anything but absurd. Privacy worries? That's complete nonsense. They'll hear what I say whether they like it or not. My cellphone advertises that as far as privacy's concerned, I obviously don't care diddly-squat. Don't cry to me that Big Brother or someone is listening. How can they avoid it the way you carry on? In a car and in public, it's as annoyong As not giving a damn where a dog goes to the john. Is he concerned where he takes a leak or a poop? Anywhere's OK with him for doing his thing. Like anywhere at all for having your cellphone ring? Then gabbing away so we have to hear the latest "scoop"?
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