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He lacks the balls to run for Congress But he sure would love the power, And Wayne says that if he packs five Glocks He could have his shining hour. So why not? He joined today Without a moment's hesitation. Wayne had pointed out the way To be his schoolyard's next sensation. No one said he'd need a Fatwa. Wouldn't Wayne's advice suffice? Wayne says he'll earn an "Ooh, La, La." Why the Hell would he think twice? He'd soon become immortalized. Obama'd come and say his prayer. Survivors would be televised, Excited to have all been there. Boy, good old Wayne's sure got the answer To his everlasting fame – More famous than a Koch financer Who puts his name on public buildings. And imitates The Donald's game.
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