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Quick, Henry, The Flit Mom has it in for Republicans Don't label me Republican 'cause Mom thinks Daddy is. There's nothin' she likes better than to claim the blame is his. "Quick, Henry, the Flit", she screams at Henry ev'ry day – Ever since The Times revealed Scalia votes Row A. But bringing Crazy Cheney back to be the Emperor Would ruin Henny Penny's world, if it were to occur. Ron Paul caused her sky to fall – Ain't climate change enough To let her cock-a-doodle-don't opponents campaign in the buff? Get them boys to fillybuster, like Brown au naturel – A coupla jugs of vinegar and Mom'd pickle them as well. Unless they sang on Lawrence Welk, in which case they're forgiven. Mom says that's another thing for which Daddy should have striven.
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