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Race Cards Old Mac makes plans for more effective race cards Obama is playing my race card So I'm praying there's more in the deck. With two pretty blondes he caught us off guard. I was to have starred but took a rain check. Can you picture me advertising I'm white As well as Republican-dumb? Like my pal, Ted, who's claiming he'll fight. Even in jail he'll be wond'ring "How Come?" We're auditioning now for my next attack ad, But the babes all have seemed way too young. Cindy McKinney would not have been bad, But, like me, comes across as a little high-strung. Oprah sent word that her dance card is full, So we'll be filming me with my blackface on, Workin' the fields pickin' cotton and wool While we hear those gentle voices calling, "Old Black John."
Bob Carlson |