Rand's Plan 'B' For Obama
(Filibuster for McConnell)

"Do unto McConnell as he's done unto you."
Four hundred and twenty bills passed by the House
Should keep Rand Paul ranting for two years or more,
Frustrating plans for much more Mitch Mickey Mouse.

When Rand's rants let those Bush tax-exemptions expire,
All Hell will break loose on both sides of the aisle.
As McConnell takes credit for Rand's filibusters,
And more ways to say 'No' by his newest stepchile.

Fortunately Rand hates most ev'ry elitist,
The Chamber of Commerce and the Kochs most of all,
How sad he's not working for someone like Boehner
Who was raised to mop floors in his daddy's beer hall.

Though Rand's an extremist McConnell can't stand,
At least Rand can screw up most blue bloods like Mitch.
He'll filibuster for increased diabetes
So Mitch won't have time left for tax cuts for the rich.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
11/6/10

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