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Rant Paul Rants Again (With his eyes on 2016) Looking for a subject he could pontficate upon So he'd be noticed and not be forgotten, Chechen immigration seemed just perfect to him For scoring brownie points with Rant Paul style boycottin'. Was Rant just checking in to make sure he was heard? Was a full scale filibuster likely to be required? Or was this a case that could be readily solved If some unfortunate file clerk or typist was fired? Didn't matter. Rant was on it for the publicity, Before Ms. Judd changes her mind and runs from Kentucky. Would she dare give him grief with a campaign for President If he generated a stir about who'd be a true refugee? Rant's problem was that he hadn't a clue As to what part of Mexico these "Chechens" were from. Would placing piranhas in the Rio Grande Deter other bad "Chechens" who haven't yet swum? Was that all Rant Paul could find to rant about? No. He tackled domestic drones and whom they could kill. Domestic crooks and uncooperative Democrats? If Barack doesn't first, rest assured that Rant will.
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