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Rapture For Blue Dogs And for assorted giggling protesters We won't buy Universal… Not in our backyards. But we'll disrupt your town halls. You'll need burly bodyguards. We won't insure your terrorists. To hell with their greencards. You thought that we were Democrats? a few Blue Dog blowhards? We're more than that; we're diehards. So we're hoist on our petards… Yet we approve this message and all of the above. Dissent is free, tee-hee, hee, hee. We're hard to get rid of. Republicanning's easy. We've followed Boehner's plan. We've showed that more than anything we loathe our fellow man By making sure he never wins, that he's an also-ran Who's getting screwed by Aetna if he's not Republican And in whatever Boehner's in that's making him so tan. Yet we approve this message and all of the above. Dissent is free, tee-hee, hee, hee. What's there to get rid of? You think Obama'll get it done? He'll be a basket case, Even worse than Bushie in the Annals of Disgrace. For we're convinced the nose that we've cut off to spite our face, That's sniffing up to Aetna, is something they'll replace When we are Rapture Ready to disappear without a trace. So we approve this message and all of the above. Won't you still be tee-heeing at what we've made a mess of?
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