Rebuking Paul's Nuking
(But why tell him now?)

Paul Ryan still thinks that he is a lot smarter
Than any bipartisan commission could be.
If only he worked for Colonel Qaddafi –
But this isn't Libya so we won't have to see.

He's sure that bipartisan commissions will fail.
Republicans on them have sworn to uphold
Their pledges to Norquist to never raise taxes,
And who dares to leave Grover feeling like a cuckold?

From 'star' of his party to party 'dummkopf' –
From first class ocean liner to rundown garbage scow –
As soon as the House signed onto Paul's budget.
But Democrats shouldn't be telling him now.

Let Paul and all of his fellow Republicans
Discover the truth in two thousand and twelve
When every voter who loves his or her Medicare
Makes Ryan aware of what he was too dumb to shelve.

That's when the Feds will take ALEC to court
As an illegal lobby for illegal state laws.
The overwhelming rejection of Ryan's "Pathway"
Might rid them of Grover and his nursing bras.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/25/11

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