Rejuvenating The Congress Especially the Senate Two hundred year old men, Beware! The message is 'Thumbs Down'. We've had enough Old Mac Malarkey. Why not join him skipping town? Bald can give your age away while grey or white's no longer in. Now it doesn't matter whether what we're seeing's hair or skin. Hair Colors like Liz Dole's may work for you who're under sixty-five, But when those roots begin to show, even born-agains nosedive. It's time, you guys, to call it quits, or we'll replace old wood with new. Your posturing is for the pits. To win we're game to lose a few.
Bob Carlson To 'The Lobbyist Congress' |