Replacing Incumbents
With help from the Supreme Court

Incorporate and buy a seat.
    Replace a politician.
Don't let Toyota-Aetna bid
    without more competition.

The new Supreme Court ruling gives
    us all a chance to spend
Enough to cause the tenure
    of each Senator to end.

Don't contribute to incumbents
    for the sooner they're interred
The sooner Wall Street bonuses
    can be permanently deferred.

Take out a second mortgage
    to kick start your firm's campaign,
Then walk away and watch the failed
    bank stock go down the drain.

And best of all impeachment
    could take judges by surprise
As Alito and Scalia
    disappear before our eyes.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/4/10

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