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Republican Choices (With identical outcomes) Two thousand and twelve could be very confusing For Republican candidates. How would they like to lose? By admitting they voted for Paul Ryan's budget? Or are willing to sign Grover's pledge? They get to choose. How could this happen? How can this be? Republicans so rarely are given a choice. But this time around it prob'ly won't matter. Whichever they do, Democrats will rejoice. Poor Grover Norquist. The bum's in a panic. His special interests will find that he's losing his grip. Who knew that Ryan was so egomaniacal That he would give Cantor and Boehner the slip And come up with a budget so wildly outrageous That voters could see that it killed Medicare? Apparently neither had seen that one coming. If they had, rest assured Ryan wouldn't be there. Now Republicans are facing the realization That he is. So is Grover. Messrs. Death and Obstruction. Death to the sickly if Paul's plan gets approved, And obstruction of schemes for Grover's abduction.
Bob Carlson 5/28/11 To 'Who had the worst week in Washington? Paul Ryan.' To 'Grover Norquist, the Enforcer' To 'Radical Ryan: Cuts Medicare Verses' To 'G.O.P. Puppeteer, Grover Norquist Verses' To 'Paul Ryan gets a taste of his own shameless demagoguery' To 'American Conservative Union (and Grover Norquist) Caught in Payola for Op-Eds Scandal' |