Republican Negativity
(When have you last heard one venture a "Yes"?)

Voting "No" has become a Republican art
Proving to John Boehner they're no longer a part
Of any viable group, as Jindal's stupid remarks can attest,
Even against aid to farmers throughout the midWest.

When they need someone to vote in return for Republican help,
The gay? Student aid? Who else would the liberals logically be for?
They'll be against it, and vehemently so,
Not even supporting Lockheed's need for a big war.

To hell with the military-industrial complex wanting a long war going on,
And keeping them in office with it's contribution.
They've so often forgotten who butters their bread,
If someone's for something, they're against it instead.

If you need votes against something, who would you call?
Rubio, Jindal, Ryan or Paul.
No wonder we see photos where Boehner looks like he's crying.
Were you in his shoes, wouldn't you bawl?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/21/13

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