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Republican Pregnancies (Do Republicans cheat and have sex for fun?) What percent of Republican women are pregnant? What's wrong with the rest of them? Don't they like sex? Does Pope Santorum know some may be cheating And not be producing at the rate he expects? Don't they know that they all are supposed to sign on For their annual pregnancy carried full-term? How many are claiming they're married to laggards Who aren't into sex or have deficient sperm? When was the last time Ann Coulter gestated? Isn't she part of their breeding stock? Who was the laggard who failed his assignment So Ann can't contribute to the size of the flock? Don't tell us she, too, would use contraceptives; That most of the time the sperm aren't to blame. No. It's Big Pharma who make the damn pills, Those Republican moguls. What a low down dirty shame. The very same one percent Mitch is protecting Don't share the same social values as Mitch. Pills or abortions seems to be how God planned it… Take that Santorums! Ain't it a bitch?
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