Republicans: A Rare Breed Plotting their own extinction Tell us that it's workable instead of pro, we're con. If we can be against something, that really turns us on. Who gives a damn for health reform? We ain't been sick a day. Ain't Aetna big as Goldman Sachs? Who cares they're slow to pay? Take "Cash for Clunkers" for example; what's not to dislike? Sure, we'll use a lot less gas, when Exxon goes on strike. But cut down on emissions with more fuel efficiant cars? No way I'll swap my Hummer to a bunch of commissars. We don't believe in climate change no more than Bushie did. In fact if we could bring him back, we'd try to ditch the kid. Look what he's done to Texas: prolonged the goddamn drought If only we had been in charge, it would've petered out. For what this country's crying for is eight more years of Bush, A hear-no-evil, see-no-evil head up Cheney's tush.
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