What site would Republicans most like to hack?
What law did they pass that they'd like to take back?
That they've tried to oh, how they've tried to but to no avail?
So are Cantor and Cruz now willing to risk going to jail?
Probably, but it may be beyond them.
Bits, bites and binary mean not a thing.
The doubletalk that keeps them elected
Identifies each to a computer as a real ding-a-ling.
That they'd need help became painfully clear
Even efforts to defund failed until two of their thugs,
Discussing their problem over a brew or two,
Had the "ingenious" idea, "Let's loosen the plugs."
Goldman Sachs Health Care Plan Cost Taxpayers?'
To 'GOP super PAC men seek to overturn donation limits'
To '‘Hit it, Senator!’: Rachel Maddow mocks Rand Paul
for lifting ‘eugenics’ speech from Wikipedia'
To 'You Thought the Koch Brothers Were Bad?
Turns Out They're Even Worse Than You Thought'
To 'The Charles Murray Fan Club'
To 'Billionaire Koch Brothers Spending Millions
To Deny Health Coverage To Low-Income Americans'
To 'It’s Still Class Warfare'
To 'CHILLING Exposé: Ted Cruz & his Dominionist Roots
To 'Ted Cruz sidekick Mike Lee sees net favorable rating drop 20 points
To 'More About Teddy Ready? in Rhymed Verse'