|
Rich people fund both Birthers and the Army of God. That Army of God's our first line of defense, And far more effective than Wayne's ragtag militias. Like most zealous assassins they're a minor expense. We simply hint that the target's anti-fetus. There's no faster way to get them inspired. Meanwhile our Birthers provide a distraction So the Army of God's unaware it's been hired. Is Donny pre-fetus as well as pro-fetus? With three wives and five children you'd have to think so. So if The Donny's birther ballyhoo, fizzles, The Army of God will still welcome his dough. The Donny will claim it's a PR decision. Where can he get the most media attention? Whereas real rich people still finance both camps If they'll both pressure Boehner for our tax-cut extension.
Bob Carlson 4/12/11 To 'BIRTHERS: RABID RACISTS OF THE FIRST ORDER' To 'Anti-abortion Extremists: The Army Of God and Justifiable Homicide' To 'Donald Trump Gets Weirder' To 'The Donny Dope' To 'Just Plain Nutjobs' To ''So-be-it' John Boehner' To 'Wayne LaPierre's NRA Militias' To 'Rich People' |