Robert Novak, Patsy

Robert Novak, "Douchebag".
   That's what Jon Stewart calls him.
Novak put a spy at risk.
   A stunt Jon says appalls him.

Appalls most ev'ryone we know
   although The New York Times
Seems more concerned about the press
   than spies that Novak slimes.

What makes The Times think Novak
   is a member of the press?
This Karl Rove PR patsy,
   this festering abscess.

Crossfire's contribution
   of thinly disguised slander,
Let's CNN promote invective
   by both goose and gander.

Ashcroft's prosecutor's big
   inquiry's under wraps.
Will Novak and his boss do time?
   Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/27/04