Rubin, Rubin II
(Enough's enough, even for Obama)
Rubin, Rubin, what was I thinkin'?
Bank deregulation failed.
You and Summers made your millions
When you both should have been jailed.
Rubin, Rubin, now I'm thinkin'.
I don't owe you and Summers thanks
You both helped Wall Street entangle
All the planet's major banks.
Forced them to accept "bad" assets,
Derivatives from your pirate bamks
With no controls or regulations,
And threats so that no one broke ranks
Rubin, Rubin, what was I drinkin'
When I agreed to hire your crew?
I might as well have hired Blythe Masters
To watch her SEC sue you.
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