Ruffled Feathers & Parrot Poop Cheney-Nixon & Parrots-Grassley Cheney claims he's patriotic? He's only trying to save his ass. Sounds like self-incrimination. The Sickie's running out of gas, As well as Brownie points he never bothered to amass. He's a Sickie Tricky Dick whose fam'ly jewels are made of brass. Although no longer in control, he tries to domineer. Unless a whistle blower whistles, he's a tough bird to cashier. But some say Dick's pet parrot, Polly, perhaps was perched where she could hear Enough to warrant shooting off old Whittington's remaining ear. Enough for torture inquiries that might elicit whistles From parrots at the CIA soon after mass dismissals? Still who'll believe the CIA? Saddam had guided missiles? Unless this Dick's pet parrot talks while Sickie Dicky bristles? Will she survive to testify and be the smoking gun Like Tricky Dicky's Watergate tapes helped him come undone? Can we rely on parrot poop from undisclosed locations? Not if it's like Chuck Grassley's spiel for private health organizations.
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