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Running From The Hill
Democrats bailing out Sleepy Harry Reid, who did everything but snore, Insists that in retirement he's as exciting as before. Forgetting their majority, the Democrats are on the run Leaving Lieberman behind – Leno's only hole in one. But will making fun of Joe compensate for the malarkey Of ending up with Mitch McConnell's "Say, No" oligarchy, And no Chubby Mary Landrau to earmark all the pork While Broadway Charley Schumer's getting nothing for New York? Plus who's going to need a lobbyist when Senate seats have been endowed By greedy corporations who, like Nike, won't be cowed By irate customers who made sure Tiger's taste in dollies Resulted in his advertisers' suicidal follies? It kind of makes you wonder if Scalia's team forgot The backlash implications of a customer boycott. When the internet discloses contributions coast-to-coast, Some guilty corporations could discover that they're toast.
Bob Carlson To 'Scalia's Court' To 'Obama to Party: Don’t ‘Run for the Hills’ To 'Justices, 5-4, Reject Corporate Spending Limit ' |