Who misguided that old Mayan? Who misread his crystal ball? What made him think Tea Party Ryan Could win with Mitt and end us all? Whose pundit was he channeled to? One shilling for Koch Pay-Per-view? Mayan's phone was off the hook. That farce never came to be. Scalia couldn't sway the FCC. Apparently Mayan mistook John Boehner for Tea Party Ryan. Plan B? The perfect call to end it all For the Far Right and Friends of Paul. Was the apocalypse the cliff? Boehner? Ryan? What's the diff? Not only are the Mayan's personnel And doomed dates wrong. Neither's bungee cord is all that strong, And's hopefully a mite too long.
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