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Sarah Saves The Savior The Late Night rescue My Friends: The Senate was surprised to see me suspend ev'rything for them By rushing to Chris Dodd's assistance with the winning stratagem. The two most frequently asked questions were "Who are you?" and "You again?" To which I've answered, "I'm The Savior of the country, Hank and Ben." Deregulation is what got us where Hank Paulson claims we're at. As soon as I announce I've flip-flopped, we'll solve this in nothing flat. I'll gladly face the consequences, Though as I put my country first, I've come to realize my choice of Sarah Palin was the worst. My lobbyists' consensus was that Sarah Palin had the stuff. A month has passed and now we're doubtful that this bit of fluff's enough. At least the lines we'll feed to Sarah as she garbles her debate Should keep Letterman distracted, forgetting how I ducked our date.
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