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"Saying Goodbye To All Pauls" (What could their early girlfriends, or the NRA, have spared us?) Verse "Pols named Paul, away", my boys, "One, two, three, heave-ho. Make sure each lying S.O.B. Is well aware we know "He's lied to get elected, And lied so he won't lose. We're acting now on the behalf Of voters he'd abuse." "You lied to virgin girlfriends About your crystal ball. So you lying low-life 'godsends', Is your first or last name Paul?" Chorus (To be sung with Billie Holiday to the tune "A Sailboat In The Moonlight" and you) A fantail in the moonlight Et tu? What a perfect setting For dumping cads like you. Impalement in a bullfight? Snafu? She's awfully glad she hadn't Planned on wedding you, But for the chance to do away With Pauls who say They're sure someday, "The presidency's mine." That tail light on your dune bike… Adieu? Did she believe she's finally Getting rid of you?
Bob Carlson To 'Is it game over for Grover Norquist?' To 'Grover Norquist Sees the Fiscal Cliff and Guns It' To 'US descending into fiscal farce' To 'Grover Norquist's No-Tax Pledge Verses' To 'Grover's Pledglings Verses' |