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The race is on. The drain 'em dry race is on. Soon all five of the fresh water Great Lakes will be gone. How tragic. How sad. How lamentably bad. Scott Walker responded to the Nestle want ad: "WANTED! FRESH WATER! AS MUCH AS YOU'VE GOT! IT NEEDN'T BE CLEAN. In our plastic bottles, stuff can't be seen. Too big for our bottles we take out with a screen, Unless it is scum, then we advertise 'GREEN'." From Walker's Wisconsin they've direct access to two With the others flowing into them before they are through. Huge pipes and pumps lining Wisconsin's shore Admission charges will dwarf what they collected before In a private concession he'll lease to the Kochs, Who'll keep some of the water because they're such really nice folks. Then as the lake sediment dries and solidifies, He'll license Walmart to market delicious Wisconsin Mud Pies.
Bob Carlson To 'Over 215,000 Demand Nestlé Stop Draining Poor Villages in Pakistan for Bottled Water' To 'Nestle Wants Water Privatized, Previously Drained Millions of Gallons of Water from Arkansas Rivers’ To 'The Deception of the Bottled Water Industry’ To 'More Water Bottlers in Rhymed Verse' To 'More Scott Walker in Rhymed Verse' |