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SCOTUS Stinks (To be sung to the tune "We Must All Be Very Kind to Auntie Jessie") Must we all hold our noses for SCOTUS geriatric judges. And the legal advocates who must approach their bench? Life's not as easy for them as they get nearer eighty. What once seemed important tends to seem less weighty And they become the sources of that geriatric stench. Like Scalia some have reached an overripe old age. Though hanging on, they now are at a very awkward stage. Continence a problem? Should they wear Depend? What aromatic message does a leaky prostate send? Recusal and retirement are two that come to mind. Might be why some social services have been designed? But advocates must ascertain which judges to Febreze. Wouldn't do to spray those who can control their own wee wees.
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