Obama's Gulf War
Selling BP et al. Short, Now? When did Texaco stop giving away free road maps? By August twenty, two thousand and ten Two point three million more barrels could leak. Will that be the end of the bounty we'll see? Or does that depend on the same clowns' technique? Would you bet your money relief wells will work? AIG's selling swaps, they're so sure that they will. That could cost taxpayers billions in bailouts Now that Blankfein told Goldman to bet on the spill. By shorting those swaps and oil mafia stocks, And blackballing shrimp as a healthy cuisine, They'll profit by knowing that BP's disaster Is far from the largest Gulf blowout they've seen. Mexico's Ixtoc I holds that distinction And only took ten months for experts to cap In one hundred and sixty-four feet of water Not five thousand feet with a Texaco map. The chances of BP's relief wells locating The pipe that is leaking? Hang a right? Hang a left? Fifty million more barrels are now in Macondo - Instead of petty, will the charge be grand theft?
Bob Carlson To 'Oil Industry Mafia' To 'One Gulf Oil Spill Went For Nearly A Year' To 'BOPGate - A Study in Oil Industry Arrogance' To 'What if BP taps leaking Macondo well again?'' To 'Feds weigh a criminal probe of BP' |