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Senate Default Swaps
For judges, brokers and the Fed You've met J.P. Morgan's Queen of Credit Default Swaps. Now meet her new derivatives designed to fund Bernanke's cops, A scam that didn't start with Blythe; it wasn't her idea. Instead think faux-attorney's like Alito and Scalia. Destroyers of Democracy and how we had a vote, Now they've ruled big businesses are free to rock the boat, And not only rock it but to commandeer the seats To make sure we've a Congress of wholly owned repeats Who they and Blythe propose to sell as "Senate Default Swaps" With names like "Blue Cross", "Aetna", "Dunkin' Donuts" and "i-Hops". No more "Lieberman", "McConnell", "Nelson" or "Landrau", But clever hygienic names that Apple might endow. So anytime a corporation overplays its hand "Senate Default Swaps" ensure their Congress won't disband While making judges and The Street some very tidy sums. This all assumes they leave some crumbs for Ben Bernanke's bums.
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