Senator Brown Needs Rachel
Republicans taking a few liberties with Tom T. Hall's
"Pamela Brown"

We're the guys who didn't relish
    naked Senator Brown.
Who'd respect a well-dimensioned model
    in this town?
But we wonder where we'd be today
    if he weren't in the nude?
Lousy losers bitchin' we was screwed?

Looks like we'll owe a lot to Senator Brown,
All of whose success depends on shakin' down
Those afraid that Rachel Maddow's gainin' ground.
Mike Steele will owe a lot to Senator Brown.

You take those right-to-lifers,
    breakin' windows and kickin' in doors.
But Brownie can control 'em
    just by droppin' his drawers,
What a way to coddle 'em!
    Let 'em think he'll change their luck,
Runnin' hard against Maddow.
    So where's her pick-up truck?

Looks like we'll owe a lot to Senator Brown,
All of whose success depends on shakin' down
Those afraid that Rachel Maddow's gainin' ground.
Mike Steele will owe a lot to Senator Brown.

Our next Minority Leader?
    Isn't that the buzz?
He's a handsomer nude than Boehner
    ever bragged he was.
But why are abortions something
    Brownie won't discuss?
Will right-to-lifers or Rachel
    throw him under the bus?

Looks like we'll owe a lot to Senator Brown,
All of whose success depends on shakin' down
Those afraid that Rachel Maddow's gainin' ground.
Mike Steele will owe a lot to Senator Brown.

Music & Original Lyric by Tom T. Hall
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/25/10

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